Magician

I must be able to do magic bc I was scheduled to go to the doctor today, but I wanted to know what was going on so I called yesterday and got in at 3. I waited for 30 minutes before I even got into a room then another 30 minutes before the doctor came to see me. The best part, yet another new doctor. This was Dr. Mayo. I decided to go ahead and see him bc I figure if there was a chance he would deliver, I'd like to meet him before the delivery. So he does his check and it turns out he said I am at a 2. The magical part, I was at a 4 last week and somehow I am getting smaller. Ta da! For my next trick I will be pregnant for the next 9 months being the longest gestation period for a baby in the history of women.